>>|
>>| haha good job, now erikas going to send you the history of
>>| the muffin
Yups! You asked for it!!!!!
The Tale of the Muffin
----------------------
OK.
Here it is.
Once and for all.
The History of the Muffins ...
Once upon a time, I posted this to the list:
http://www.developer.be/paste/DspPaste.cfm?id=944
Then Gel posted this in reply:
>>| From: Angél Stewart
>>| Sent: Tuesday, April 03, 2001
>>|
>>| Thank you.
>>| Now I can't eat my blueberry muffins.
>>| *sigh*
Then someone said they didn't eat muffins or bread ... Carbs and all
that, blah, blah, blah ...
So then Gel posted this:
>>| From: Angél Stewart
>>| Sent: Tuesday, April 03, 2001
>>|
>>| I am slim,trim,and too sexy for carbs to have an effect on
>>| me. *runs fingers through hair* *puffs out chest*
>>|
>>| I can eat whatever I want:
>>| a cheesecake a week and muffins in the morning;
>>| and I don't put on a pound =)
>>|
>>| It always gets women quite annoyed when I announce this,
>>| and worse yet when they find it to be true. ^_^
>>|
>>| *still looking at the muffins and imagining them laced with
>>| arsenic* *sulks at Erika* *munches on an individually
>>| wrapped snickers instead*
Then somewhere down the road Gel posts this:
>>| From: Angél Stewart
>>| Sent: Thursday, April 05, 2001 3:02 PM
>>| Subject: RE: The sitaution with the p3 Orion in China
>>|
>>| You were a SPY!!??
>>| AND WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU DONE!??
>>|
>>| *pokes him in the tummy with a pink haired TROLL doll*
>>|
>>| OUT with IT!
>>|
>>| We have ways to make you talk!
>>| *eyes Erika with the arsenic and a fresh muffin*
>>|
>>| Fraulein Erika! Bring out the Muffins!
>>| Our dear Chris is....huuuungrrryyyyy..
>>|
>>| *adjusts his pink frilly skirt*
>>|
>>| Why are you looking at my pink frilly skirt like that?
>>| Did you not hear the women on the list want to unite?
>>| So Fine..we will all be women now until they calm down...
Then our favorite Kevin Gilchrist posted this:
>>| From: Kevin Gilchrist
>>| Sent: Thursday, April 05, 2001 9:15 AM
>>|
>>| My vision is swimming with pink tutu wearing muffins.
>>|
>>| **Been eating too many of the wrong kind of muffins....**
Then this the next day: ...
>>| From: Angél Stewart
>>| Sent: Friday, April 06, 2001 2:57 PM
>>| Subject: gosh why didn't I stay home today..
>>|
>>| *streeeetches*
>>|
>>| *looks about*
>>|
>>| Its one of those lulls-between-projects days you know?
>>|
>>| *rests chin on desk*
>>| *looks at muffin crumbs*
>>|
>>| I really should wipe this thing off...
AND here is the first mention of laquered muffins ... Made by none other
than our very own master punmeister ... Benny!
>>| -----Original Message-----
>>| From: Braver, Ben
>>| Sent: Thursday, April 05, 2001 11:56 PM
>>| Subject: Cowboy and Lesbian
>>|
>>| (before you start throwing lacquered muffins or anything, I
>>| ASKED FIRST <grin>)
>>|
>>| So, this cowboy is sitting in a bar....
... And insert any inappropriately funny joke here ...
Then Michael Smith was up late one night and here's the first documented
evidence of me trying to pass a muffin to someone, ....
>>| From: Erika L Walker
>>| Sent: Friday, April 06, 2001 5:38 AM
>>| Subject: RE: Women of ColdFusion Unite
>>|
>>| Mike, You are going to be too exhausted to do your
>>| presentations on Saturday!!
>>|
>>| Shouldn't you be sleeping! <<< here's some of the muffin
>>| from Gel... >>>>>
>>|
>>| <<< ooo wait...that's the arsenic one....>>>
And here's evidence of President Todd joining in the muffin fun ...
>>| From: Todd Ashworth
>>| Sent: Friday, April 06, 2001 5:18 AM
>>| Subject: Re: www.cfbabes.com & www.cf-community.com
>>|
>>| Unlike you, I certify that whatever I do with
>>| cfsourcecode.com will be Gel picture free, unless he is a
>>| hot people magnet and would tend to draw tonnes of visitors by
showing off
>>| his sugar glazed muffins ;)
And lo and behold there's the infamous Dances-with-horsies post by Gel.
Forgot all about that one.:
>>| From: Angel Stewart
>>| Sent: Monday, April 09, 2001 4:15 PM
>>| Subject: RE: CS vs BFA
>>|
>>| So when will be able to visualise a photo of you, Miss
>>| Dances-With-Horsies-For-Ten-Years ?
So the some time later I post the Froggie Loan joke and Gel tells me to
go play with the Horsies .... So Python was born ...
>>| From: Erika L Walker
>>| Sent: Thursday, April 12, 2001 5:35 PM
>>| Subject: RE: Give the frog a loan and an Easter Egg
>>|
>>| ** galloping in on her trusty steed, Python....trying to
>>| run Gel over *****
>>|
>>| "No, don't bite Gel, Python, he can't help it, he just
>>| doesn't have a good sense of humor! Maybe if he gives you
>>| an apple, we'll forgive him.."
And Ben became the second person to receive the Python threat ...
>>| From: Erika L Walker
>>| Sent: Friday, April 13, 2001 3:49 AM
>>| Subject: RE: Give the frog a loan
>>|
>>| LOL..... *** Thinking about letting Python loose on Ben now.... ****
The very first post offering a muffin to a newcomer/lurker ...
>>| From: Erika L Walker
>>| Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2001 6:26 AM
>>| Subject: RE: Math, and books and such
>>|
>>| !!!** A LURKER !!! ****
>>|
>>| People, we have a lurker! A lurker on the Babble List!
>>|
>>| ..... hmmmm.. Gel, should we allow lurkers? .... well. OK,
>>| but I think, only if they bring you a muffin every now and
>>| then. And some good coffee for Jen, and, and an apple for
>>| Python,....and, and an award for Ben!!
And this just started becoming a shared community joke amongst all the
die-hards .... With others throwing muffins or baking muffins. Favorite
flavors were Blueberry then Banana ... Somewhere along they we brought
out the cast iron muffin pan as a weapon ... Though this was some time
after President Todd and Gel broke the aluminium one ... So I decided we
needed something indestructible.
I was so involved in the list on a watchful day to day basis, I came to
recognize whether people had posted before or not ... So I started
pouncing on newcomers and lurkers ... Bringing FULL ATTENTION to their
first words and welcoming them with muffins....
Gel is ALWAYS around to tweak an earlobe or three ;)
Here he shares his breakfast ... Or does he ... ?
>>| From: Angél Stewart
>>| Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2001 1:13 PM
>>| Subject: *pulls out muffins*
>>|
>>| It is early in the morning and I remembered I have to share
>>| these out to people.. but I don't quite remember who.. let
>>| me check my message history.
>>|
>>| ooooh look..a blueberry.
>>| *munch* *munch* *munch*
>>|
>>| Hmm..I forget I have the messages from yesterday at home
>>| since I didn't come out to work yesterday.. I'll have to
>>| check the online archives...
>>|
>>| mmm..strawberry..
>>| *chomp* *munch* *munch*
>>|
>>| Damn this net is slow today. We really need to get a better
>>| connection. Good thing the office I'm moving to has Direct
>>| PC Broadband satellite.
>>|
>>| hmm..this one looks a bit hard..I wonder..
>>| mmmm*munch* *munch*
>>| noff, noff, ithf quitff all riff..
>>| *munch*
>>|
>>| Ahh here are the messages at last..
>>|
>>| So it was Timothy,Rick..and Will was it...
>>| Alright here are the muff-..
>>| wait nuh..
>>|
>>| !_!
>>| Where did all the Muffins go!??!
>>|
>>| I'VE BEEN ROBBED!
Al Gore even turned up in the muffin discussions ...
>>| From: Lee
>>| Sent: Monday, September 10, 2001 3:19 PM
>>| Subject: Gore and Muffins
>>|
>>| Big Al had a few muffins here in Minneapolis.
>>|
>>|
http://webserv6.startribune.com:80/viewers/story.php?story=678442&word=c
j
Gel turned Gelien with the muffins ...
>>| From: Angel Stewart
>>| Sent: Sunday, November 25, 2001 3:06 PM
>>| Subject: Grawwl..rarrkk..*shriek*
>>|
>>| *scampers across roof,tail swishing left to right for
>>| balance* *drops and flips to ground*
>>|
>>| *leaps over sundry obstacles*
>>|
>>| *holds up a blueberry muffin in a black,reptillian claw*
>>|
>>| Grawwl rarrk *chirrup* *chirrup*??
>>|
>>| *gobbles muffin*
>>| *flees ensuing marine attack*
>>|
>>| -The Gelien.
Then we were going into cloning ... Maybe ...
>>| From: Judith Dinowitz
>>| Sent: Tuesday, November 27, 2001 3:20 PM
>>| Subject: Re: Goooood Morning
>>|
>>| No -- NO!!! Don't clone the evil muffins! Clone the good muffins...
>>|
>>| It's the evil muffins that work for the terrorists, don't
>>| you know that?
>>|
>>| From: Mike Townend
>>| >Good morning from me, me, me and me.... O heck from all of us...
>>| >Geez this cloning is easier than making a Pot Noodle...
>>| >Now for my evil Muffin cloning plan...
>>| >Mwaa haa ha haaaaaa
And now for a much more recent post:
>>| -----Original Message-----
>>| From: Erika L. Walker-Arnold
>>| Sent: Sunday, February 02, 2003 5:49 PM
>>| Subject: RE: muffins
>>|
>>| MUFFINS???!!!
>>|
>>| Did someone say muffins?
>>| What? Who? When? I want some!
>>| GIVE ME MUFFINS NOW!!!!!!!
>>| Hot, moist, blue-berry packed muffins topped with great
>>| gobs of butter!!! NOW!!!!
>>|
>>| *** clears throat, straightens hair, fixes clothes ... ***
>>|
>>| Sorry about that. Haven't had a muffin in a while ... Been
>>| a little too busy to bake them and pass them around ...
>>| It's really all Gel's fault, he had a muffin one day and he
>>| ended up with crumbs all over his desk and behind his desk
>>| or something or other ... And he wouldn't share. ;)
>>|
>>| Well, for all you newbies and lurkers and
>>| been-here-a-while-but-not-welcomed-properly peeps, have a
>>| muffin, while they're still warm. And if you behave, you
>>| won't get bopped on the head with a cast iron muffin pan
>>| ... As for Python, well, he's turned out for the winter,
>>| living wild for a while.
AND I hope that clears up where the muffins came from.
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