Valhalla-
you said "Not if you are a true southerner."
With all due respect, then, I'm sure glad that I am NOT one.
IMHO, having no sense of humor, plus a violent attitude, is a combination
ill-suited to the times in which we live.
-Ben
-----Original Message-----
From: valhalla [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Monday, September 24, 2001 7:56 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: You might be a Redneck Jedi If . . .
Not if you are a true southerner.
At 11:59 AM 9/24/2001 -0500, you wrote:
>FWIW, I live in the South, too. Gotta be able to laugh at yourself now and
>then.
>
>Chris
>
>
>You might be a Redneck Jedi If . . .
>
> * You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
> * Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
> * You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm
> Strawberry Hill.
> * At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
> * You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
> * You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
> * You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
> * You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to
spit.
> * The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
> * Wookies are offended by your BO
> * You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you
> didn't have to wait for a commercial.
> * You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
> * Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the
> darkside...it'll be a hoot."
> * You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
> thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
> * You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
> * You think Han Solo would look better in a flannel cause he looks
> like a little sissy in that vest.
> * You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
> * You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in
> through the window.
> * Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt
> had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
> * You ever fell in love with your sister.
> * You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as
> "them damn Yankees."
> * You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
> * You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with red wood
> deck.
> * You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during
> the cantina scene.
> * In your opinion, that Darth Vader fellow just "ain't right."
>
>
>
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