yes, but will the empties give you enough money to buy a new liver??
~~
Stephenie
----- Original Message -----
From: Joseph Thompson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: CF-Community <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Tuesday, September 25, 2001 3:36 PM
Subject: Re: Free financial advice
> Whenever anyone asks what I'd do with a million dollars... spend it on
beer,
> live off the empties!
>
>
> > A friend sent me this information concerning potential investments.
What
> do you think ?
> >
> > If you had bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock a year ago it would be
worth
> $49 today.
> >
> > If you had bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer not the stock) a
year
> ago, and drank all the beer, then you recycled all the
> > cans you would have $79.
> >
> > So start drinking heavily and recycle.
> >
> > Howie
> >
>
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