There once was a rabbi named Lew
who was vainly attempting to screw.
His wife said "oy vey...
if you keep up this way
the Messiah will come before you."

Tangorre, Michael wrote:

>There was a young man of Cape Horn,
>Who wished he had never been born.
>And he wouldn't have been,
>If his father had seen
>That the end of the rubber was torn.
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