This one is the best.
President Urges Calm, Restraint Among Nation's Ballad Singers
WASHINGTON, DC� In the wake of the recent
national tragedy, President Bush is urging
Mariah Carey, Michael Jackson, and other
singers to resist the urge to record mawkish,
insipid all-star tribute ballads. "To America's
recording artists, I just want to say, please,
there has already been enough suffering,"
Bush said. "The last thing we need right now
is a soaring Barbra Streisand-Brian McKnight
duet titled 'One For All.'" Reports that the FBI
had confiscated several notebooks and audio
tapes from Diane Warren's home could not
be confirmed as of press time.
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