"Technician: Hello and how may I help you, ma'am? Customer: I'm setting up mail, and I'm stuck.
Technician: Okay, what is your computer asking for? Customer: Well, there's this screen that's titled "Enter your name", and there's a little box with a flashing cursor and the words "Type your name here" next to it, and this voice just came out of my speakers that said "Use the keyboard to type your name in the box you now see on your screen with the flashing cursor in it", and I just got a memo that said I need to type my name into the little box on the screen, and my pager just went off to tell me I should type my name in the box on the screen, and the president of the company that makes the software just called me to say I should type my name in the box on the screen, and there's an airplane out there sky-writing the words "Type your name in the little box on the screen," and angels just came down from heaven with a message from God that reads "Type your name in the box on the screen". Technician: Okay. Customer: So what do I do? Technician: You need to type your name into the little box on the screen. Customer: Okay, so what am I typing? Technician: What's your name? Customer: Darla Smith. Technician: Okay, so type in 'Darla Smith'. Customer: Okay, so that's Deee... aaay... Technician: Why did you need to call me to find out how to type your name? Customer: I'M NEW AT THIS, okay? I just need a little help, that's all. " -Gel ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
