How can you be on a tech list and not be familiar with The Onion? It's where the Daily Show stole its shtick. (Although TDS does it better)

Does anyone remember the HBO show Not Necessarily The News?
Jerry Johnson

>>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 10/14/04 05:35PM >>>
Cheney Vows To Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4041


"If the wrong man is elected in November, the nation will come under a devastating armed attack of an unimaginable magnitude, one planned and executed by none other than myself," Cheney said, speaking at a rally in Greensboro, NC. "When they go to the polls, Americans must weigh this fact and decide if our nation can ignore such a grave threat."


This can't be real.  It's too good.  If I said it I'd be deemed a terrorist and given a one way ticket to Cuba.
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