"The Bored Civil Servant" (an old one) This civil servant is sitting in his office up in Dublin one day, and out of sheer boredom he decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. Poking through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. "This'll look feckin' great on my mantelpiece," he decides, and takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears [oh no, not one of those sh*** genie in the lamps jokes again - Ed] and grants him three wishes.
"Er, I wish for an ice cold diet Coke right now!" He gets his Coke and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish: "I wish to be on an island far away from Ireland, where beautiful nymphomaniacs reside." Suddenly he's on an island in the Tropics, with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully. Then he tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish never to have to work ever again." POOF! He's back in that civil service office. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
