If his wife gets upset, he should tell her about the illness, say "Not Responsible" and "Love Me Tonight". If she doesn't buy it, he'll be saying "I (Who Have Nothing)". -Ben
-----Original Message----- From: Dan Phillips [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Tuesday, October 23, 2001 10:39 AM To: CF-Community Subject: (Bad) Joke of the day A man walks into a doctor's office. "Doc, you've got to help me. Every time I drive down a country lane, I find myself singing 'Green Green Grass of Home.' Every time I see a cat I sing 'What's New Pussycat?' And last night I sang 'Delilah' in my sleep. I tell you, Doc, my wife was not at all amused." "I wouldn't worry. It seems you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." The man says, "I've never heard of that. Is it common?" "It's not unusual." The Dr. said. ~Dan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
