LOL. # 9 and 19 are my favorites....hmmmm...think i will have to try # 19 tonight! oh wait.....does it matter if the kids cook dinner? double hmmmm, really can't afford to let go of my cooker (oldest) or my cleaner (youngest), i wonder if this will work on brothers or cousins?? or mom's?? <evil grin> ~~ stephenie
----- Original Message ----- From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, October 26, 2001 12:27 PM Subject: Sanity Check > I think we all need this > > How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity > > 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a > hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. > 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. > 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries > with that > 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in" > 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten > over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. > 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors". > 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." > 8. Dont use any punctuation marks > 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. > 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. > 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". > 12. Sing along at the opera. > 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. > 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle > sounds > all day. > 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party > > because you're not in the mood. > 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard > Kim. > 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd > time this week!!!!! > 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling > > "run for your lives, they're loose!! > 19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to > > have to "let one of you go". And the final way to keep a healthy level > of nsanity....... > 20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent > > it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this. > > Michael Corrigan > Programmer > Endora Digital Solutions > www.endoradigital.com > 630/942-5211 x-134 > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
