heh good one.
On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 14:30:52 -0500, Howie Hamlin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were > walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He > sank straight to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. > > Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. > When the Director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately > ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be > mentally stable. > > When she went to tell Edna the news she said "Edna, I have good news and bad news. > The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond > to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded > that your act displays sound-mindedness. > > The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his bathroom with > the belt to his robe right after you saved him. I am sorry, but he's dead." Edna > replies, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?" > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Purchase from House of Fusion, a Macromedia Authorized Affiliate and support the CF community. http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=38 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:133909 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
