Americans flock to Canada's immigration Web site
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and then there's this Cruise:
NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES
Afghanistan Cruise
We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot
of entertainers had promised to leave the ! country if
George W. Bush became President.
With that in mind We have a Special Offer for those
who still want to keep their promise.
Attention Would
Alec Baldwin
Rosie O'Donnell
Ed Asner
Whoppi Goldberg
Cher
Phil Donahue
Rob Reiner
Barbara Streisand
Jane Fonda
Pierre Salinger
and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose
of all US assets, and report to Florida for the
sailing of the Funship Cruise "Elation" which has been
commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in
Afghanistan. You may opt at no extra charge to be
dropped off in Somalia or Iraq!. The Florida Supreme
Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties
prior to your cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay . . . at least four
more years
Note:
Since you advocate strict gun control you may not
bring any
Staffing your voyage is
Bill Clinton captain
Al Gore cruise director
Monica Lewinsky recreation director
Ted Kennedy lifeguard/emergency procedures director
Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator
If you have any questions about making arrangements
for your homes, friends, and loved ones, please direct
your comments to
Senator Hillary Clinton.
Her village can raise your children while you're gone,
and she can watch over all your money and your
furnishings until you ! return.
Bon Voyage!
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