I have to agree. I enjoyed this. Much.
On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 13:32:42 -0500, Howie Hamlin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Dear President Bush, > > Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have > learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and > support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. As you said, > "in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man a woman." I try to share > that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the > homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 > clearly states it to be an abomination... End of debate. > > I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of > God's Laws and how to follow them. > > 1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, > provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims > that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't > I own Canadians? > > 2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus > 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? > > 3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her > period of menstrual uncleanness - Lev15: 19-24. The problem is how do tell? > I have tried asking, but most women take offense. > > 4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a > pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbors. They > claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? > > 5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 > clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him > myself, or should I ask the police to do it? > > 6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination > - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. > Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination? > > 7. Lev.21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a > defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my > vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here? > > 8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around > their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How > should they die? > > 9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me > unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? > > 10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different > crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two > different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse > and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of > getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev. 24:10-16. Couldn't we > just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people > who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) > > I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable > expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. > Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging! > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Special thanks to the CF Community Suite Gold Sponsor - CFHosting.net http://www.cfhosting.net Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:135512 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
