"Well, she turned me into a newt...I got better."

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis 
for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a 
mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony...Oh, 
but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some 
watery tart threw a sword at you."

"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. 
Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the 
number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. 
Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou 
then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being 
the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of 
Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Look if he was dying he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaaauuuggghhh' 
on the rock he would of just said it.


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