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On Fri, 19 Nov 2004 14:13:06 -0500, Erika L. Walker-Arnold <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for > a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door saying: > > "Nerds Not Allowed-Enter At Your Own Risk!" > > He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him. "You smell > kind of nerdy. What do you do for a living?" > > "I drive a truck, and the smell is just from the computers I'm hauling." > > "Okay, truck drivers are not nerds," he says and serves him a beer. As > he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his > glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a > belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, > pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver is totally > shocked. > > "Why did you do that?" > > "Not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating Silicon Valley and are in > season now. You don't even need a license." > > The truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads > back onto the freeway. Suddenly, he veers to avoid an accident, and the > load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over > the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up > the computers.They are all engineers, accountants, and programmers > wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen! > > He can't let them steal his whole load. So, remembering what happened in > the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several > of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps > out of the car screaming at him to stop. > > "What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season," says the truck driver. > > "Well, sure," says the patrolman. "But you can't bait 'em!" > > Cheers, > Erika > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Special thanks to the CF Community Suite Gold Sponsor - CFHosting.net http://www.cfhosting.net Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:137181 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
