> From: Sandy Clark [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]  
> Rules of the Road in the Washington D.C. Metro Area 

Two additions.

Don't worry about parking away from everyone else in a parking lot if you
have a new car; asshole soccer moms will park their under-utilized SUVs next
to you anyways, at which point two snobby little prep school kids in awful
plaid uniforms will blast the SUV doors open into your car, all while the
mom talks on her cell phone and puts more makeup on.... To go into the
grocery store!!

According to the U.S. immigration "quick fact sheet", an acceptable
alternative to 4-way flashers in the event of a disabled vehicle is to pop
the hood and trunk of your car at the same time and sit in the middle of
Rockville pike while everyone behind you wonders what the fuck is going
on!.. Of wait, that is just policy of Barwood Taxi! WTF!!!!


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