Where to begin... The story begins with Susan who...
wait... lets back that up... Isaac... Isaac had bitch tits... err... umm... Oh nevermind... So I've mentioned on this list before that there's this strange mythology about my being a woman... (if you order something from Amazon.com in a different timezone can you order something as a different person?) ... anyway... As the story goes, people who see me on the street commonly mistake me for a woman, although everyone who knows me says I don't look or sound or act or carry myself in any way feminine. Everyone who knows me seems to think it's just the hair (which is down to the middle of my back currently), although they're wrong. They're wrong because I walked into an auto-parts store to pick up a socket with my head shaved, a week's growth of hair on my face and grease on my hands and shirt and the girl behind the counter looked me dead in the face and asked, 'did you find everything you need mam?' I've never been bothered by it, in fact I find it humorous. Plus in the last 5 years I've had to ammend the list of nuances in this mythology because my girlfriend Tiff was a lesbian until she met me. When we go out we always seem to be "that nice lesbian couple" at the other table. So a few days ago I received an interesting twist in the plot. I'd ordered some out of print books from Amazon.com (Mike Resnick's Oracle seeries -- the first, Soothsayer was fantastic, I haven't read the other 2 yet). Apparently I'm perceived as a woman even through the mail since as my Amazon.com account reads "S. Isaac Dealey", the bookseller who shipped two of the books to me assumed that my first name must be "Susan" in spite of the rather masculine middle name "Isaac". The full name on the address label read "Susan Isaac Dealey". s. isaac "susan" dealey 954.927.5117 new epoch : isn't it time for a change? add features without fixtures with the onTap open source framework http://macromedia.breezecentral.com/p49777853/ http://www.sys-con.com/story/?storyid=44477&DE=1 http://www.sys-con.com/story/?storyid=45569&DE=1 http://www.fusiontap.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Discover CFTicket - The leading ColdFusion Help Desk and Trouble Ticket application http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=48 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:143261 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
