Here's some... I was at a truck stop in Midland Texas, takin a piss at the urinals. Some dude comes out of the stalls behind me, and i kinda glanced and saw a huge chunk of naked flesh, i figured it was his legs and thought dude was too lazy to pull up his pants. As h walked out something caught my eye and i looked again. IT WAS NOT HIS LEGS. IT WAS HIS STOMACH. DO U KNOW HOW FAR HIS STOMACH HUNG DOWN?!!! ALMOST TO HIS KNEES. I AM NOT LYING!! it was haning out of his shirt and he was walkin around like that I dont know how u can drive with a stomach like that, or why u would even be allowed to drive with the strict regulations on driver health and all.
In phoenix i was playing video games (this arcade had like 50 oldie games inside it it was awesome!). Some dude comes next to me and complimentson my gaming and i just start out a conversation with him. Then I told him about how i was just issued a brand new shiny volvo truck that day, and mentioned that I dont know why cos I'm a newbie driver dunno what i did to deserve it, and he was like "That's right, u got shit on your stick huh!" (those words will haunt me later) So I lost a game of street fighter 2, and he sees the spongebob keychain hanging out of my belt and he points to it and says whats that? i told him what it was and he reached his hand over (it was near my crotch) to take a look at it. his hand briefly brushed against my crotch and even stayed there for like 5 seconds. 5 seconds too long! I didnt do anything cos i was in shock like WTF?! seriously i was in shock i didnt know what to do. I just told myself it was an accident. Then i kept on playing and i talked about doing some crazy driving the other day and he playful tugged at my ears as if i was a little kid, asif saying u were a naughty little boy!" OMG MAN I FWELT SO UNCOMFORTABLE. SO i lost another game on purpose and told him i was out of quarters to play any more and i had to go do the laundry, and he said hold up, and went to the change machine, came back and gave me more money to play. Me being the way I am (hard for me to say no), i accept a quarter and play, and lost on purpose, and told him i had to go. OMG WHAT A RELIEF. If this dude had done any more of that type of flirting i would have drop kicked him. I can tell he was trying to come on to me, and not just being friendly! Did i give him some wrong signals? WTF?! So i'm in the laundry tellin my ex over the phone about the incident, and he comes him and grabs my shoulder playfully to say whats up, and then he notices I'm on the phone and excuses himself. Thank goodness. I asked the ex why he would be doin that, maybe i gave off the wrong signals! and she was like "I think people think you're gay cos you're shya nd timid. Remember my mom thought u were gay the first time she saw u." After this incident, I tell u, no more mister shy and timid! PLenty of more crazy stuff on the road. I really enjoy this job u guys. So much time to reflect, and when u spend time with your family it means so much more ----- Original Message ----- From: "Dana" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, January 21, 2005 9:16 AM Subject: Re: Brobborb back! > ::nod:: this list needs some comedic relief. > > Dana > > > On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 09:29:39 -0500, Erika L. Walker-Arnold > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Welcome back!!! > > I think I missed you ... > > :D > > > > Cheers, > > Erika > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > > >>| -----Original Message----- > > >>| From: brobborb > > >>| > > >>| HAHAHAH SOOOOOOO CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. > > >>| How is eevryone? > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Discover CFTicket - The leading ColdFusion Help Desk and Trouble Ticket application http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=48 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:143836 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
