Top discoveries on Titan since the probe landed, according to the Onion:

- A whole bunch of nonsense that contradicts the Bible
- Graffiti stating that Neptunians are p*ssies
- Suitable spot for super-cool secret base
- European electronic-music composer Vangelis
- Another probe that got lost on its way to Mars
- Scientists not sure, but from way probe has been acting, they're thinking 
it found gold
- Enormous lake of methane dumped there by Pacific Gas and Electric in 1971


> I'm surprised that Bush hasn't pushed for an initiative to mine Titan 
> next:
>
> http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/space/01/21/space.titan.reut/index.html
>
> 'Flammable' Titan covered in liquid gas
>
>



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