> Mullah Mohammed Hasan Akhund, the deputy Taliban leader, and George W. > Bush agree to meet in Kabul for the first round of talks in a new > anti-terrorism process. > > When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the arm of Akhund's > chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes Akhund presses the > first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches > Bush in the face. > > Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Akhund laughs. A few minutes later the > second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in > the shin. Again Akhund laughs, and again George carries on talking, not > wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries. > > But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks > Bush square in the privates, he's finally had eough. "I'm headin' back > home!" he calmly tells the Afghan. "We'll finish these talks in > Washington in two weeks!" > > A fortnight passes and Akhund flies to the United States for talks. > > As the two men sit down, Akhund notices three buttons on Bush's chair arm > and prepares himself for the Texan's retaliation. They begin talking and > George presses the first button. Akhund ducks, but nothing happens. > George snickers but they continue talking. > > A few minutes later he presses the second button. Akhund jumps up, but > again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. They continue the talks. > > When the third button is pressed, Akhund jumps up again, but again nothing > happens. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics. "Forget this," > says Akhund. "I'm going back to Afghanistan!" > > George W. says, through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan??" > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com
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