> - You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and > ask if you need a ride.
Three is my record. > - The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away. So is the closest mall. McD's is about 5 miles. Mall (real mall, not just enclosed shopping) is about 90. > - You know exactly where to go when the party is at "the lake". Yep. > - It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn > mower. You know those bicycle "Share the road" signs? There's one with a tractor instead on the way to my parents' house. > - You went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt > road. Yup. > - You went cow-tipping or snipe hunting. Well, I was there when a cow got tipped. I was trying to get some drunk people home after the party in the pasture. :-\ When I went to college in St. Paul, early in the semester, there were shuttles to Target and the Mall of America. The flyer for the one to the Death Mall said, "Go to a mall with more employees than your hometown has people!" My friend from NYC started laughing. I told him to shut up, it wasn't funny. He asked why. I told him it was true. --Ben "in the heart of Silicon Holler" Doom ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Discover CFTicket - The leading ColdFusion Help Desk and Trouble Ticket application http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=48 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:145885 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
