Not sure what b^&*ocks are. I'm a little slow today. Here, we say that the bigger the car, the smaller his...uh...maleness. My friend and I were driving from Sierra Vista AZ. to Roswell NM (had to see the alien museum) and this guy in a corvette cut us off. We later pulled along side of him and my friend had him roll down his window to tell him something. He yelled "Sorry about your dick!!!" Boy, we had a good laugh over that one! The guy had no clue what we were talking about.
Michael Corrigan Programmer Endora Digital Solutions www.endoradigital.com 630/942-5211 x-134 ----- Original Message ----- From: Kevin Gilchrist To: CF-Community Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2001 9:44 AM Subject: RE: got a new boss today VP, huh? There's a saying in Ireland, "the bigger the car the bigger the b^&*ocks." -----Original Message----- From: Larry Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2001 10:36 To: CF-Community Subject: RE: got a new boss today Thank you, you had me worried. A couple of jobs ago, I got cut off by this one supreme jerk. I gave him a very eloquent tirade on what I though about his driving, intelligence and then started speculating on his probably non-existent sex life. As it turned out this ass was the VP for marketing at the company I worked at. Needless to say I was not at that job for much longer. larry -- Larry C. Lyons ColdFusion/Web Developer EBStor.com 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 tel: (703) 393-7930 fax: (703) 393-2659 Web: http://www.ebstor.com http://www.pacel.com email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. -- > -----Original Message----- > From: Greenwood, Erin E. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2001 10:23 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: got a new boss today > > > I am being sarcastic but I think that most of the bad driving > I see every > day comes from a sense of entitlement. You know - red lights are for > everyone else, turn signals are for suckers, proper lanes > changes are for > people whose cars are too slow to cut in and out. When I'm > king, or when > Todd is president, things will be different! > > e who actually knows where the signal control is and uses it > > -----Original Message----- > From: Larry Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2001 10:03 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: got a new boss today > > > Are they really. Generally I have a lot of contempt for that > sort of person. > > > I hope you're being sarcastic Erin, because if not, then your > corporate > brain washing is complete. > > larry > > -- > Larry C. Lyons > ColdFusion/Web Developer > EBStor.com > 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 > Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 > tel: (703) 393-7930 > fax: (703) 393-2659 > Web: http://www.ebstor.com > http://www.pacel.com > email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. > -- > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Greenwood, Erin E. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2001 9:55 AM > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: RE: got a new boss today > > > > > > These people scare me. Of course you realize that these > > people are all much > > more important than you or I. They are entitled act as they do. > > > > Erin > > Todd for President to Ensure that Every One Drives the Car That They > > Deserve. > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Larry Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2001 9:49 AM > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: RE: got a new boss today > > > > > > That would be probably the best thing for the beltway. A few > > weeks ago I saw > > a classic - this woman was drinking coffee, and talking on > > the cellphone, > > while she was applying makeup. She was steering with her > > knees, and going > > about 45 mph or so. And this is the sort of person diving > > beside you on the > > commute. Real fun. > > > > larry > > > > -- > > Larry C. Lyons > > ColdFusion/Web Developer > > EBStor.com > > 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 > > Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 > > tel: (703) 393-7930 > > fax: (703) 393-2659 > > Web: http://www.ebstor.com > > http://www.pacel.com > > email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. > > -- > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > From: Greenwood, Erin E. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > > Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2001 9:43 AM > > > To: CF-Community > > > Subject: RE: got a new boss today > > > > > > > > > Inclement weather makes any commute in Washington ugly. > > > People here can't > > > drive in the dry but when it is wet they completely lose > > > their minds. I got > > > tired of being run into and wanted to buy a tank but I didn't > > > think I could > > > afford the gas. And I'm not sure you're allowed to drive > them on the > > > highway. But can you imagine someone's reaction if they cut > > > me off and I > > > swung the gun around to point at them? Hee hee! > > > > > > Erin > > > Todd for President For an Armored Vehicle in Every Driveway > > > (of good drivers > > > only!) > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > From: Larry Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > > Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2001 9:36 AM > > > To: CF-Community > > > Subject: RE: got a new boss today > > > > > > > > > Its a lovely area, but the commute even to here in Manassas > > > would not be > > > nice. And any inclement weather would make the commute ugly. > > > > > > larry > > > > > > -- > > > Larry C. Lyons > > > ColdFusion/Web Developer > > > EBStor.com > > > 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 > > > Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 > > > tel: (703) 393-7930 > > > fax: (703) 393-2659 > > > Web: http://www.ebstor.com > > > http://www.pacel.com > > > email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. > > > -- > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > > From: Greenwood, Erin E. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > > > Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2001 9:32 AM > > > > To: CF-Community > > > > Subject: RE: got a new boss today > > > > > > > > > > > > I know where that is and it is pretty there. But only if you can > > > > telecommute. Or find a job in the area. (Not likely) > > > > > > > > e - staying in Bethesda to prevent Road Rage > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > > From: Larry Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > > > Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2001 9:27 AM > > > > To: CF-Community > > > > Subject: RE: got a new boss today > > > > > > > > > > > > When we first moved up here we were looking all though out > > > > the area. One > > > > place was very tempting, it was an A-Frame type house in > > > > Linden, VA, about > > > > 50 miles outside of the Northern Virginia area in the > > > mountains, about > > > > 60,000. But the commute would have killed us. > > > > > > > > larry > > > > > > > > -- > > > > Larry C. Lyons > > > > ColdFusion/Web Developer > > > > EBStor.com > > > > 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 > > > > Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 > > > > tel: (703) 393-7930 > > > > fax: (703) 393-2659 > > > > Web: http://www.ebstor.com > > > > http://www.pacel.com > > > > email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. > > > > -- > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > > > From: Greenwood, Erin E. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > > > > Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2001 9:10 AM > > > > > To: CF-Community > > > > > Subject: RE: got a new boss today > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd rather live close in and have something smaller than live > > > > > farther out > > > > > and sit in traffic. Unless I could get a job farther out. I > > > > > hate traffic > > > > > (obviously!) and I hate sitting in the car wasting gas and > > > > > polluting the > > > > > environment. I don't understand these people who move out 50, > > > > > 60, or more > > > > > miles away and then spend 4 or 5 hours a day commuting. I > > > > > have other things > > > > > I want to do; like sleep, watch tv, bug the cats.... > > > > > > > > > > Erin > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > > > From: Larry Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > > > > Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2001 8:42 AM > > > > > To: CF-Community > > > > > Subject: RE: got a new boss today > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is the same rule here. One of the reasons we decided on > > > > > Manassas rather > > > > > than closer in, like Falls Church or Fairfax etc, was housing > > > > > prices. For > > > > > what we have here on the edge of redneck land, we'd easily > > > > > have to pay at > > > > > least twice to three times as much in Fairfax or Arlington. > > > > > Besides where > > > > > else can you live where if you're not careful you stumble > > > > > over Civil War > > > > > reenactors most weekends. > > > > > > > > > > larry > > > > > > > > > > -- > > > > > Larry C. Lyons > > > > > ColdFusion/Web Developer > > > > > EBStor.com > > > > > 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 > > > > > Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 > > > > > tel: (703) 393-7930 > > > > > fax: (703) 393-2659 > > > > > Web: http://www.ebstor.com > > > > > http://www.pacel.com > > > > > email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. > > > > > -- > > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > > > > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > > > > > Sent: Wednesday, November 14, 2001 5:22 PM > > > > > > To: CF-Community > > > > > > Subject: Re: got a new boss today > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The wife and I are looking at houses too. Operative > > word being > > > > > > 'looking'. Housing prices in the greater Chicagoland > > > > area are very > > > > > > expensive. My wife told me today that she over heard two > > > > > > ladies talking > > > > > > at the store saying "I mean the house is only 300k, but the > > > > > taxes are > > > > > > astronomical!" 300k!!!! You can't get a decent 3bd 2 bath > > > > > in a nice > > > > > > neighborhood for less than 225K here. We were better off in > > > > > Hawai'i. > > > > > > That's why we're starting to look elsewhere. > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Corrigan > > > > > > Programmer > > > > > > Endora Digital Solutions > > > > > > www.endoradigital.com > > > > > > 630/942-5211 x-134 > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > > > > From: Bryan Stevenson > > > > > > To: CF-Community > > > > > > Sent: Wednesday, November 14, 2001 4:09 PM > > > > > > Subject: Re: got a new boss today > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ahhh yes home ownership..... > > > > > > > > > > > > My girlfriend and I just bought a house a couple months > > > > > > ago....can you > > > > > > say > > > > > > renovation hel?...I knew you could ;-) > > > > > > > > > > > > Bryan Stevenson > > > > > > VP & Director of E-Commerce Development > > > > > > Electric Edge Systems Group Inc. > > > > > > p. 250.920.8830 > > > > > > e. [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > --------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > Allaire Alliance Partner > > > > > > www.allaire.com > > > > > > > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > > > > From: "Greenwood, Erin E." <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > > > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > > > Sent: Wednesday, November 14, 2001 2:02 PM > > > > > > Subject: RE: got a new boss today > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oooh! Your own washer and dryer? I'm so jealous! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > e who has to trot down 2 levels to laundry room > > > > > > > extra line for line monster *** > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > > > > > From: Larry Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > > > > > > Sent: Wednesday, November 14, 2001 4:59 PM > > > > > > > To: CF-Community > > > > > > > Subject: RE: got a new boss today > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well am out of here folks for the evening. Have > to get a > > > > > > new clothes > > > > > > dryer. > > > > > > > The old one died last night. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The joys of home ownership... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > larry > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > > > > > > Larry C. Lyons > > > > > > > ColdFusion/Web Developer > > > > > > > EBStor.com > > > > > > > 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 > > > > > > > Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 > > > > > > > tel: (703) 393-7930 > > > > > > > fax: (703) 393-2659 > > > > > > > Web: http://www.ebstor.com > > > > > > > http://www.pacel.com > > > > > > > email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > > Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. > > > > > > > -- > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > > > > > > From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > > > > > > > Sent: Wednesday, November 14, 2001 5:01 PM > > > > > > > > To: CF-Community > > > > > > > > Subject: RE: got a new boss today > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>|From: Dan Phillips [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > > > > > > >>| > > > > > > > >>|That reminds me, anyone ever see that episode > > of Seinfeld > > > > > > > where they debated > > > > > > > >>|what is "good" naked and what is "bad" naked? lol > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that the one where Seinfeld's girlfriend walked > > > around the > > > > > > > apartment naked all the time? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erika > > > > > > > (with a *K*) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Todd For President to declare clothing optional day > > > > > .... 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