Found the following at http://www.iconoclast.org/~aeon/humor/12days.html with a great flash animation. A perfect way to start the holiday season....hehe
Katie Bob: Okay now. This is our Christmas song, in case you don't know what to get somebody for Christmas. Doug: There's lots of ideas in here, so, listen, and don't get stuck. Bob: Okay. Doug: By the way, that's me on the organ. Bob: Aw, geez. Doug: You start. Bob: Okay. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a beer. Doug: On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: two turtlenecks, Bob: And a beer. (Okay...) On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French toast, Doug: Two turtlenecks, Bob: And a beer. (Okay...) Doug: There should be more there, eh? Bob: Where? On the... go. Doug: Fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: four pounds of backbacon, Bob: Three French toast, Doug: Two turtlenecks, Bob: And a beer. Doug: In a tree. See, you need more. Bob: Fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: five golden touques! Doug: Four pounds of backbacon, Bob: Three French toast, Doug: Two turtlenecks, Bob: And a beer, what was it? Together: In a tree! Bob: Okay, on the sixth... go. Doug: Of Christmas, my true love gave to me: six packs of two-four, Bob & BG Singers: Five golden touques! Doug: Four pounds of backbacon, Bob: Three French toast, Doug: Two turtlenecks, Bob: And a beer, Together: In a tree! Bob: Okay. Doug: Okay. Bob: On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: seven packs of smokes, Doug: (Nice gift...) Oh, six packs of two-four! (BG Singers also sing "nice gift".) Bob & BG Singers: Five golden touques! Doug: Four pounds of backbacon, Bob: Three French toast, Doug: Two turtlenecks, Bob: And a beer, Together: In a tree! Bob: Right, I keep forgetting. Doug: Phew! This should just be the two days of Christmas, it's too hard for us! Bob: Um... Doug: Go, hoser. Bob: Oh. Together: Eigth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Doug: Eight comic books, Together w/BG singers (but unsynchronized): Seven packs of smokes, six packs of two-four, (Bob and Doug quit singing.) BG Singers: Five golden touques! Four pounds of backbacon, three French toast, two turtlenecks, All: And a beer, Doug: On my tree! Bob: Yeah. That beer's empty. Okay. Day, BG Singers: Twelve! Bob: Uh, tweleve. Doug: Good day, and welcome to day twelve. BG Singers: Five golden touques! All: Four pounds of backbacon, three French toast, two turtlenecks, and a beer, in a tree! Bob: Beauty, eh? Doug: Where'd you learn to do that? Bob: Uh, albums. Doug: Boy. So, like, that's our song, Merry Christmas... Bob: Merry Christmas! Doug: And good day! Bob: Good day, everybody. Happy New Year, too. Sheesh. Okay, you know what you left out? Doug: What? Bob: Donuts - I told you to get me donuts! Either on the ninth day or the tenth day, or the eleventh day, I wanted donuts! Doug: Okay, the song's over. Bob: But I want... Doug: Merry Christmas, everybody! Bob: Or on the twelfth day, you coulda got me a dozen donuts. Doug: So, go out to the stores, and get some presents. Bob: You coulda gone down to, like, the good donut shop, where if you buy a dozen, you get another one free, and then thirteen for the thirteen days of Christmas. Doug: Well, next Christmas, I'll get me a chainsaw... Bob: Take off! Doug: Boy, that song was a beauty. It moved me... Bob: Yeah, I think it ranks up there with Stairway to Heaven... Doug: Wha-? (and the music fades) --- Bryan Stevenson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Congrats....that's close enough...Bob and Doug > McKenzie and their dog > Hoser....cooo loo koo koo koo koo koo koooo! ZFor > those that don't know > what the hell we;re talkin about...you may have > heard the "12 beers of > Christamas" song by these 2 (they are actually Rick > Moranis and the > pharmacist from that sitcom Saving Grace) > > Bryan Stevenson > VP & Director of E-Commerce Development > Electric Edge Systems Group Inc. > p. 250.920.8830 > e. [EMAIL PROTECTED] > --------------------------------------------------------- > Allaire Alliance Partner > www.allaire.com > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Greenwood, Erin E." > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Friday, November 16, 2001 9:09 AM > Subject: RE: Canadians give to war support > > > > I can't remember their names now. Ooh! McKenzie > Brothers? > > > > * Groan * > > > > e with no memory > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Bryan Stevenson > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Friday, November 16, 2001 12:10 PM > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: Re: Canadians give to war support > > > > > > or even further.....who is Hoser? ;-) > > > > If you can answer this question I will make you an > honorary > Canadian...hehe > > > > Bryan Stevenson > > VP & Director of E-Commerce Development > > Electric Edge Systems Group Inc. > > p. 250.920.8830 > > e. [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > --------------------------------------------------------- > > Allaire Alliance Partner > > www.allaire.com > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Larry Lyons" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > To: "CF-Community" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Sent: Friday, November 16, 2001 9:01 AM > > Subject: RE: Canadians give to war support > > > > > > > you forgot, > > > > > > Ya hoser! > > > > > > larry > > > > > > -- > > > Larry C. Lyons > > > ColdFusion/Web Developer > > > EBStor.com > > > 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 > > > Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 > > > tel: (703) 393-7930 > > > fax: (703) 393-2659 > > > Web: http://www.ebstor.com > > > http://www.pacel.com > > > email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is > done. > > > -- > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > > From: Bryan Stevenson > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > > > Sent: Friday, November 16, 2001 11:59 AM > > > > To: CF-Community > > > > Subject: Re: Canadians give to war support > > > > > > > > > > > > OK if yer gonna try and talk Canuck you have > to get it right EH! > > > > (ey!....pffft) ;-) > > > > > > > > Bryan Stevenson > > > > VP & Director of E-Commerce Development > > > > Electric Edge Systems Group Inc. > > > > p. 250.920.8830 > > > > e. [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > --------------------------------------------------------- > > > > Allaire Alliance Partner > > > > www.allaire.com > > > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > > From: "Steven Lancaster" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > To: "CF-Community" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > Sent: Friday, November 16, 2001 7:55 AM > > > > Subject: RE: Canadians give to war support > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well if they are really committing > themselves to effort. I > > > > believe Canada > > > > > can be a formidable Ally, although we may > need to drop beer to them! > > > > > > > > > > ey! > > > > > > > > > > -Steve > > > > > Todd For President Act more like a Canadian > for a > > > > > <cfbetter>tomorrow</cfbetter> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > > > From: Greenwood, Erin E. > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > > > > Sent: Friday, November 16, 2001 9:55 AM > > > > > To: CF-Community > > > > > Subject: RE: Canadians give to war support > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't the Mounties like the Texas Rangers? > One is more > > > > than enough for > > > > most > > > > > circumstances. Two should be able to handle > anything. The > > > > flying squirrel > > > > is > > > > > just a bonus. > > > > > > > > > > e who really likes squirrels > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > > > From: Joseph Thompson > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > > > > Sent: Friday, November 16, 2001 8:13 AM > > > > > To: CF-Community > > > > > Subject: Re: Canadians give to war support > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lol. Flying squirrel *with flight goggles > though. You > > > > gotta take care of > > > > > your troops! > > > > > > > > > > (Now where did that damn pacifist moose get > too?) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Canadians are finally going to help > America wit the > > > > war on terrorism > > > > > > > > > > > > They have pledged 2 of their biggest > battleships, 600 > > > > ground troops and > > > > 6 > > > > > > fighter jets > > > > > > > > > > > > After the American exchange rate, it ended > up as 2 > > > > Mounties, 1 canoe and > > > > a > > > > > > flying squirrel > > > > > > > > > > > > <rimshot> > > > > > > > > > > > > Philip Arnold > > > > > > Director > > > > > > Certified ColdFusion Developer > > > > > > ASP Multimedia Limited > > > > > > T: +44 (0)20 8680 1133 > > > > > > > > > > > > "Websites for the real world" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ********************************************************************** > > > > > > This email and any files transmitted with > it are confidential and > === message truncated === ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
