I'd watch her parents! I can see it in their eyes, they're plotting! I believe that after the funeral, the parents will exhume her body from the grave, give her a bath and hook her up to electrodes. The electrodes will send small bursts of electricity to her vital organs and several muscles causing them to spasm. Doing so will give her the appearance of movement thus making her seem alive. I think they'll cart her to a hospital giving a different name.. something the hospitals will never discover.. something like "Notschiavo". They'll ask to hook her up to a feeding tube. If this fails to work, I believe they'll resort to more drastic measures. These measures will include but not limited to inserting a small plastic tube into her mouth and down into her stomach. They'll probably add liquid to baby food or something to make it more runny, it flows easier that way. That or do the bird approach of chewing the food for her. I believe that they may go to the extent of coloring and painting her bedsheets like scenery. They'll probably do the Washington Monument, the Effiel Tower, maybe pyramids. They'll take pictures of her from above the bed giving the illusion that Ms. Schiavo's travelling. They have other plans for their daughter too! For example they want to send her to space. The zero gravity there will make the appearance of living much more realistic. The parents may go to the extent of getting her name on the 2008 Presidental election ballot. Be weary if you see Terri Notschiavo! Don't vote for her. Thanks and have a nice day.
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