How about making him go door to door personally apologising for each individual piece of spam to every person he has ever spammed. And requiring him to deal with whatever reaction he gets.
Most other solutions no matter how inventive just don't last long enough. larry On Apr 8, 2005 3:21 PM, S. Isaac Dealey <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > You know what, you and Jim are absolutely right, I think it would be > much better for him and the stocks, tinkerbell outfit and rotten fruit > to all be hung with barb-wire from his pecker to the minute hand on a > large city clock-tower. And instead of no food, we'd put a large > wash-basin full of water and apples so that twice per day for an hour > he can bob for them if he's hungry. He's got to eat them without use > of his hands, since his head and hands will still be in the stocks. > Might need to cover his hands with something to keep him from using > them to grab the edge of the basin or anything. I don't think we'd > even need to go to the trouble of putting razor blades in the apples > either, we could just saturate them with castor oil. > > > > You make the unfair assumtion that G wanted to hang him by > > his neck. I > > think we can come up with more interesting option. > > > --Ben > > > S.Isaac Dealey wrote: > >> put him in a tinkerbell outfit, lock him in stocks and > >> let people > >> throw rotten fruit at him for a week with no food. > >> Hanging is too > >> humane, and not nearly humiliating enough. > >> > >> > >>>Make a reality TV show, and let the people decide what to > >>>do with him. Where were the servers he used? Do they > >>>allow hangings there? > > s. isaac dealey 954.522.6080 > new epoch : isn't it time for a change? > > add features without fixtures with > the onTap open source framework > > http://macromedia.breezecentral.com/p49777853/ > http://www.sys-con.com/author/?id=4806 > http://www.fusiontap.com > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Discover CFTicket - The leading ColdFusion Help Desk and Trouble Ticket application http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=48 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:153207 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
