> NICE!

> You recount that Carlinism from memory?!?

Umm... he's one of my favorites. :) although it is just paraphrased...

George Carlin, Dennis Leary, David Cross... A number of under-rated
commedians who I see mostly as bit-parts or supporting characters in
movies. The guy who played Martin Blank's psychiatrist in Gross Pointe
Blank (PB in the Rocketeer, the older detective in Gattaca, the Chief
of Police in So I Married an Axe Murderer)... another guy who was in a
movie called Pros and Cons. I can't remember their names offhand, but
both of them are underrated and damned hillarious imo.

"the next category is lunatics and crazy people. Now I make a
distinction between lunatics and crazy people. A lunatic will beat
nine people to death with a steel dildo. A crazy person will beat nine
people to death with a steel dildo, but he'll be wearing a pink bunny
suit at the time. And you wouldn't want to lock them all up. Like a
guy who tells you that Margaret Thatcher is using his dick as a radio
transmitter to send anti-semetic lesbian meatloaf recipes to Soupy
Sales and Marvin Hamlish. A guy like that you'd want to give him his
own talk show. You got to keep a few of them around for the
entertainment value."

>>
>> You gotta love our attorney general though... the man
>> assumes that if
>> you're not doing something illegal you shouldn't need or
>> want any
>> privacy...
>>
>> So... my neighbors who like to dress up in leather
>> boyscout uniforms
>> and take turns blowing the cat while hitting each other
>> in the head
>> with a ballpeen hammer should be perfectly fine with the
>> FBI dropping
>> by to watch with a video camera for CNN yes?

"it's a victimless hobby... and think how good the cat feels!"


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