> Jim wrote: 
> Jeeze, I'm old now aren't I... you can tell me.  I can take it.
> 

There's an easy test - go to the nearest mall and find some kids
walking around in the painter pants that hang about where their thigh
meets their butt:

Step 1.) If you think that's about the stupidest thing you've ever
seen, you're old.   If not, move on to step 2.

Step 2.) Find the largest pair of  pants you can at Hot Topic and buy
a Juliana Project t-shirt.  Also pick up a 10 pound steel chain to
wear as a necklace and a harley wallet with security chain.  Next buy
some trainers but pull the laces out and leave the tongue hanging out.
 Look in the mirror.  If you think you look like a complete moron,
you're old.  If not, move on to step 3.

Step  3.) Find the nearest skateboard park or rap contest.  Show up
and try to talk to people.  If people point and laugh, you're old.  If
they tell you you look cool then you're young!

Easy as 1-2-3!

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