This was some funny shite, sorry to come in so late, didn't have time to reply from werk.
Tim > -----Original Message----- > From: Ken Ketsdever [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Friday, June 03, 2005 8:44 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: A guys perspective > > > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it > down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining > about you leaving it down. > > 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. > Let it be. > > 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it > that way. > > 1. Crying is blackmail. > > 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: > Subtle hints do not work! > Strong hints do not work! > Obvious hints do not work! > Just say it! > > 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. > > 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's > what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. > > 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. > > 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In > fact, all comments become null and void after7 days. > > 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us > to act like soap opera guys. > > 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. > > 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways > makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. > > 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it > done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it > yourself. > > 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during > commercials. > > 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. > > 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, > for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have > no idea what mauve is. > > 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. > > 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like > nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the > hassle. > > 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer > you don't want to hear. > > 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is > fine...Really. > > 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to > discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster > trucks. > > 1. You have enough clothes. > > 1. You have too many shoes. > > 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. > > Thank you for reading this. > Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men > really don't mind that? It's like camping. > > Confidentiality Notice: This message including any > attachments is for the sole use of the intended > recipient(s) and may contain confidential and privileged > information. Any unauthorized review, use, disclosure or > distribution is prohibited. If you are not the > intended recipient, please contact the sender and > delete any copies of this message. > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Find out how CFTicket can increase your company's customer support efficiency by 100% http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=49 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:159594 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
