ROFLMAO!! Will have to try that cosmopolitan thing...love those!
> -----Original Message----- > From: Sandy Clark [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2001 6:42 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: Wahhhh > > Hmm, Beth, After living in Idaho in a travel trailer for 8 months once > with > NO Electricity, and Running water being a stream a 1/4 mile away AND no > hot > showers. I decided that my idea of roughing it would be a hotel without > room > service. > > However, I would love to come up and visit you!!! I might actually get > some > use out of that thingie.... > > Besides which, Los Angeles is a rough sort of town... lessee what can I do > with my leatherman in Los Angeles?? > > * Clean and dress the illegal alien I hit with my sportscar on the way > home > from work > * Protect myself from the out of work drunk actor staggering around > the > street! > * Open the mail at a safe distance to protect myself from anthrax > contamination > * Spear the lime peel in my cosmopolitan > * Threaten valets with it if they dent my car > > > hmmmmm.... > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Fleischer, Beth [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2001 9:17 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: Wahhhh > > > LOL > Sandy, you crack me up. > I suspect your lack of enthusiasm comes from your living in Los Angeles. > Here in Alaska, we womenfolk LOVE our leathermen. I even have a micro one > on > my keychain at all times. > > You can use it to: > > * Clean and dress the moose you hit with your pickup on the way home > from work > * Protect yourself from the desperate drunk fishermen staggering > around the street! > * Open parcels > * Open a can on a camping trip > * Make a stick to roast marshmallows on > > In fact, I am thinking that in order to get the full enjoyment out of your > new leatherman, you either need to visit me in Alaska or at least go on a > camping trip!! > > I hope this helps... > > Beth > In Anchorage, awaiting her leatherman with baited breath!! > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Sandy Clark [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Tuesday, November 20, 2001 4:52 PM > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: Wahhhh > > > > Flew all the way from Los Angeles to go to Dev Con. Got my advanced > > certification while I was there. > > > > > > In the CF-Community Suite, I heard all the people talking about what > they > > got from Macromedia after the passed the test. > > > > > > Saw Erika's pocket watch. Couldn't wait to see what I got. > > > > > > Got the box from Macromedia today. Opened it with bated breath. > > > > > > There, nestled on top of my certificate was a blue box. > > > > Took a while to get it open. > > > > > > When I opened it I found. > > > > > > .. > > > > .. > > > > .. > > .. > > > > .. > > > > .. > > .. > > > > .. > > > > .. > > .. > > > > .. > > > > .. > > .. > > > > .. > > > > .. > > > > A leatherman.... One of those all in one stupid tool thingies. > > That's it??? There is an inscription on it (Macromedia Certified > > Professional) > > > > I could have gone out and bought one of the dumb things (that is if I > > wanted > > one). What's it supposed to be for? Am I supposed to debug coldfusion > > code > > using it???? What does something like this say about my accomplishments? > > (See I'm a Certified professional, I have my own Micro Leatherman???) > > > > What a sucky day..... > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
