Ahhh yes ... Another classic post only the old-timers will remember ... --------------------------------------------------
##| -----Original Message----- ##| From: Boby J ##| Sent: Wednesday, November 07, 2001 3:14 AM ##| To: CF-Community ##| Subject: ATTENSHUN ENTIRE INNERNET!!1!!!11! ##| ##| ##| HOWDY!!!1 ITS ME LITAL BOBY J!11! ##| ##| I WANT TEW THANK YALLS FOR LETTIN ME CHAT WITH YALL. ##| I JUST GOT THIS NEW CHAT MASHINE AN HOPE TAHT YALLS ##| WIL BE MY NEW CHAT BUDS!! I LIKE TALKIN TEW PEPLE AN ##| I HOPE YALL LIKES TALKIN TOO ME! ##| ##| I HOPES YALLS IS NISE WONS! I LIKE NISE WONS! IF YALL ##| IS MENE WONS THAN GO AWAY CAWS I DONT LIKE MENE ##| WONS!1! ##| ##| I RECON I SHUD INNERDUSE MYSELF TEW YALLS BY TELLIN ##| YALL WHAT A NISE WONS I AM. ##| ##| I AM YALLS NEW BEST CHAT BUD LITAL BOBY J!!1! TAHTS ##| ME. I AM A NISE WONS THAT LIVES ON A FARM OUT IN ##| JURKNE ABOWT 12 MILES ON PAST STEVES PUMP AN GO. ##| SINSE I LIVES SO FAR OUT FROM JERKNE I DON GET TA CHAT ##| MUCH EVEN THOW IM A NISE WON AN I LIKE CHATTIN WITH ##| OTHUR NISE WONS. SO WHEN I FINALY DO MEET SOME NISE ##| WONS I LIKE TEW CHAT WITH THEM THEM. ##| ##| I WAS ENJOYIN SUM FINE PABTS BLEW RIBON BEERS WHILE ##| PLOWIN MY CREEK A FEW DAYS BACK WHEN I NOTICED I DONE ##| RUNNED OUT OF TAHT PABPTS BLEW RIBBIN. SO I PARKED MY ##| TRACTER ON THA BANK OF THAT CREEK AND GRABBED BAMBI ##| AND GOT IN THA TRUK AN HEDED INTO TOWN. BAMBI SAID ##| BAAAAA AN I SAID NO BAMBI WE ARE NOT GOIN TO RONDEVEW ##| WITH THA UTHERS WE IS GOIN TO THA PUMP AN GO WHRE I ##| WILL GIT MORE PABTS AND BECUM A TRUE DRINKIN MASTER ##| LIKE MY PAPIE BEFOR ME I MITE BE JUST A FARM BOY NOW ##| BUT I HAV A DESINNY. THEN BAMBI SAID BAAAA BAAAAAA AN ##| I SAYS NO I THINK I WILL KEEP IT ON MANUAL FER A ##| WHILE. ##| ##| I PULLED THE TRUK UP TA THA PUMP AN GO STATIUN. I WAS ##| GETTIN REDY TO GIT OUT AN SEE STEVEN-WON BEERNOBI TO ##| GET MY BLEW RIBBINS WHEN THIS UTHER TRUCK PULED UP. ##| OUT OF THA TRUK GOT THIS DARK FIGUR. HE WUS DRESED IN ##| ALL BLAK LETHUR. I THOWT HE MUST BE A MENE WONS ##| BECAWS HE LOOKED LIKE A MENE WONS. THEN HE WALKED ##| INTO THAT STORE AN I SAWED HE HAD THE PURDY BLEW EYES ##| TATOOINED ON HIS BAKSIDE WHERES THA TOP WON OF HIS ##| BLAK SUTE MET THE BOTTOM WON. HE LOOKED LIKE SUCH A ##| MENE WONS BUT HIS BOTTOMS PURDY BLEW EYES LOOKED SO ##| LIKE NISE WONS. I WAVED ALL FRENDLY LIKE AT THEM NISE ##| WONS BLEW EYES AND SAYED PEEKABOO PURDY WONS BLEW EYES ##| I SEE YOU. AS HE WALKED HIS PURDY WONS BLEWS EYES KEPT ##| WINKIN AT ME SAYSIN HELLO NISE WON LITAL BOBY J ##| PEEKABOO TO YOU WE SEES YOU TOO. I SATTED THERE IN ##| AWE OF THEM PURDY WONS BLEW EYES UNTIL THE DARK WON ##| WITH THE BLEW EYES LEFT. THEN I WENT INTO THA STORE TO ##| GET MY BLEW RIBBONS. I ASKED STEVEN-WON WHOED THAT WON ##| WAS AN HE SAYED I DONT KNOW BUT WE DIDINT HAVE THE ##| BEERS HE WAS LOOKIN FOR. I SAYED OK BUT I NEED NEED ##| SOME BLEW RIBBON SO I CAN BE A GOOD WONS DRINKER LIKE ##| MY FATHUR BEFORE ME. STEVEN-WON SAYED OK I HAVE ##| SUMTHIN FOR YOU. THIS WAS YER FATHURS BEER. HE WANTED ##| YOU TEW HAVE IT WHEN YOU WAS OLD ENOUGH. HE WAS A ##| GREAT WONS DRINKER AND A GOOD FREND. THEN HE ASKED ##| TAHT I COME WITH HIM TO THE CITY TEW FITE AGINST THE ##| EVEIL BREWERYEMPIRE. I SAID NO CAUSE I HAVE TEW GET ##| BACK TO MY FARM BUT I TOLD HIM I COULDS TAKE HIM FAR ##| AS THE TOWN LIMITS. HE SAYED THAT WAS JUST MY ##| UNCLE/BROTHER TALKIN AN I SAYS HELL NO MY ##| UNCLE/BROTHER WULDNT WASTE GAS LIKE THAT. ##| ##| SO I LEFT HIS DUMB BAKWARDS OLD WONS WAYS IN THA STORE ##| AN WENT BACK TO MY FARM WITH BAMBI. WHEN I GOTTED ##| BACK MY TRACTOR WAS BLOWED UP AN MY CREEK WAS ON FIRE. ##| I WUS LIKE O CRAP MY CREEK IS ON FIRE WHAT WILL I DO ##| DO!1!!1! ##| ##| SO I RUNNED TO THE CREEK AND PUT WATER ON IT FROM THE ##| CREEK TO PUT IT OUT. BAMBI SAID BAAAAAA BA BAAA ##| AN I WAS LIKE YEAH!1!! THEN BAMBI SAID ##| BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AN I SAYD OH FODDER AN I ##| RUNNED BACK TO THE HOUSE. THERE MY BARN WAS ON FIRE ##| TOO AN THESE 2 SKELTONS WAS RITE OUTSIDE. I WAS LIKE ##| GO AWAY MENE WONS SKELITONS YOU MAKE ME WANT TO GO ##| HANG OUT WITH THAT OLD BEER GUY. ##| ##| AND THATS WHERE I AM. I AM WONDERING WHAT DO DO WITH ##| THESE DEAD WONS AND WONDERING IF I SHULD RUN OFF AN ##| FITE THE BREWERY EMPIRE. ##| ##| YOU ALL IS NISE WONS. I DONT WANT TEW FITE I JUST ##| WANT TO CHAT WITH MY NEW BUDS. IF YOU CHAT WITH ME I ##| WILL KNOW YOU ARE NISE WONS. PLESE BE NISE WONS AND ##| CHAT WITH ME. ##| ##| YOUR BESTEST CHAT BUD BOBY J TAHTS ME!1!111!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Discover CFTicket - The leading ColdFusion Help Desk and Trouble Ticket application http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=48 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:160256 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
