I'm pretty sure my boss has an MP3 of Willie Nelson performing this.  It
is, as we say in the biz, f***ing hilarious!

--Ben

Jeffry Houser wrote:
>   From here <http://www.twilightbridge.com/hobbies/festivals/father/jokes.htm>
>   I found this hilarious.
> 
> Family Loop
> 
> Many, many years ago
> When I was twenty three,
> I got married to a widow,
> Pretty as could be.
> 
> This widow had a grown-up daughter
> With flowing hair of red.
> My father fell in love with her,
> And soon the two were wed.
> 
> This made my dad my son-in-law
> And changed my very life.
> Now my daughter was my mother,
> For she was my father's wife.
> 
> To complicate the matters worse,
> Although it brought me joy.
> I soon became the father
> Of a bouncing baby boy.
> 
> My little baby then became
> A brother-in-law to dad.
> And so became my uncle,
> Though it made me very sad.
> 
> For if he was my uncle,
> Then that also made him brother
> To the widow's grown-up-daughter
> Who, of course, was my step-mother.
> 
> Father's wife then had a son,
> Who kept them on the run.
> And he became my grandson,
> For he was my daughter's son.
> 
> My wife is now my mother's mother
> And it makes me blue.
> Because, although she is my wife,
> She's my grandma too.
> 
> If my wife is my grandmother,
> Then I am her grandchild.
> And every time I think of it,
> It simply drives me wild.
> 
> For now I have become
> The strangest case you ever saw.
> As the husband of my grandmother,
> I am my own grandpa!
> 
> 
> 
> --
> Jeffry Houser, Software Developer, Writer, Songwriter, Recording Engineer
> AIM: Reboog711  | Phone: 1-203-379-0773
> --
> My Company: <http://www.dot-com-it.com>
> My Books: <http://www.instantcoldfusion.com>
> My Recording Studio: <http://www.fcfstudios.com>
> Connecticut Macromedia User Group: <http://www.ctmug.com> 
> 
> 
> 
> 

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