I'm pretty sure my boss has an MP3 of Willie Nelson performing this. It is, as we say in the biz, f***ing hilarious!
--Ben Jeffry Houser wrote: > From here <http://www.twilightbridge.com/hobbies/festivals/father/jokes.htm> > I found this hilarious. > > Family Loop > > Many, many years ago > When I was twenty three, > I got married to a widow, > Pretty as could be. > > This widow had a grown-up daughter > With flowing hair of red. > My father fell in love with her, > And soon the two were wed. > > This made my dad my son-in-law > And changed my very life. > Now my daughter was my mother, > For she was my father's wife. > > To complicate the matters worse, > Although it brought me joy. > I soon became the father > Of a bouncing baby boy. > > My little baby then became > A brother-in-law to dad. > And so became my uncle, > Though it made me very sad. > > For if he was my uncle, > Then that also made him brother > To the widow's grown-up-daughter > Who, of course, was my step-mother. > > Father's wife then had a son, > Who kept them on the run. > And he became my grandson, > For he was my daughter's son. > > My wife is now my mother's mother > And it makes me blue. > Because, although she is my wife, > She's my grandma too. > > If my wife is my grandmother, > Then I am her grandchild. > And every time I think of it, > It simply drives me wild. > > For now I have become > The strangest case you ever saw. > As the husband of my grandmother, > I am my own grandpa! > > > > -- > Jeffry Houser, Software Developer, Writer, Songwriter, Recording Engineer > AIM: Reboog711 | Phone: 1-203-379-0773 > -- > My Company: <http://www.dot-com-it.com> > My Books: <http://www.instantcoldfusion.com> > My Recording Studio: <http://www.fcfstudios.com> > Connecticut Macromedia User Group: <http://www.ctmug.com> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Find out how CFTicket can increase your company's customer support efficiency by 100% http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=49 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:161247 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
