Every conference I have a story (or more than one). At this one, I was in the bar Thursday night when a blond with a sweet face reached out and asked if she could play with my stick. Of course, I said yes. As she's playing with it she looks at me and asks if the lines on it have any meaning. Truthfully, I said no. She then leans back against me and in on of 'those' voices asks me to make one up. I said "of course, let me call my wife over so she can hear it as well". :)
Here is the story I should have told her: The stick was made for me by a tribe in Africa. This tribe is dedicated to the survival of a rare breed of golden mice. These mice are menaced by lions and the only way to provide for the survival of the mice is to hunt, kill and eat the lions. Each line here says that the owner of the stick has killed and eaten one lion. The motto of the tribe: "Save a mouse, eat a pussy" Of course, I have no idea what her name is so I can't send her the story directly. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Protect your mail server with built in anti-virus protection. It's not only good for you, it's good for everybody. http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=39 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:162721 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
