How do they eat chicken? They had one guy on a extreme makeover... I was passing through the room and this particular episode pulled me in out of sheer morbid curiosity, because the guy's name (or at least what people called him) was Bubba and he literally did not have _most_ of his teeth as a result of various brawls. He tended bar and was a DJ at parties and such in some rural area ... the sort of guy that really reminds me of the Carlin joke about the old cowboy song "It's Midnight In Montana and I Can't Get My Dick Out Of This Cow". And they were talking about his teeth (which had to be replaced - two permanent bridges) and he was saying that it was hard to get dates because of his teeth.... after having been in the limmo on the way to the studio and seeing the LA women out the window and saying "Bubba liiiiiiiiikes" in that very sleezy way... and I thought... "I don't think teeth is your problem." I mean... well it was a problem, but I don't think it was responsible for what he was saying it was responsible for. 'Cause what woman wouldn't want to be with an ignorant red-neck who has nothing better to do than get his teeth kicked out in a steady stream of random brawls. Guy was in his mid-20's iirc. I don't have anything against "cowboys" per se -- he's just the sort of person who gives them a bad name.
> Ok joke about Kentucky - what do you get when you put 32 > Kentucky girls in one room? > a full set of teeth. > On 7/8/05, Deanna Schneider <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: >> Damn, I knew I had that wrong. Silly me. Carry on. ;) >> >> On 7/8/05, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> > Pregnant, yes. Married, no. >> > >> > --Ben s. isaac dealey 954.522.6080 new epoch : isn't it time for a change? add features without fixtures with the onTap open source framework http://www.fusiontap.com http://coldfusion.sys-con.com/author/4806Dealey.htm ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Discover CFTicket - The leading ColdFusion Help Desk and Trouble Ticket application http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=48 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:164025 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
