> It reminds me of an argument my wife often uses which
> goes, essentially "If it walks like a duck and quacks
> like a duck then you must be an asshole."

You know, it's amazing that I so frequently have TV references, given
how little I watch of it... but I coincidentally happened to actually
sit down and watch some TV last night (intentionally, I wasn't just
pacing in the living room like usual) and caught an episode of the
Family Guy in which the father is made president of the company where
he works and gets his own parking space which comes with his own
corporate suck up. This thread just reminded me of this particular
passage from the show, as he's walking from his parking space to the
building, talking to the suck up:

SU: Beautiful day isn't it?

P: It's a bit cloudy.

SU: Boy is it ever! I can't remember a day when we've had worse
weather! How about those mets?

P: I hate the mets.

SU: And I don't blame you! Are they awful or what? Love your tie by
the way.

P: I hate my tie.

SU: Can't stand it! It's awful! Gotta go!

P: And I hate myself.

SU: And you should! You're a fat sack of crap!

P: But I'm the President.

SU: The best ever!

At which point he presses the issue of the contradiction and the
suck-up's head explodes.


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