That is funny - but only if you've had professors like that - it's 
similar to the "I declare myself to be on the outside" fence joke.  Oh 
the other hand "Roughly Spherical Chicken" is a good name for a band.

- Jim

Marlon Moyer wrote:

>There was a graduate researcher at Stanford who was doing a
>revolutionary, ground-breaking study on the respiration rates of
>chickens (presumably because they were readily-available at on-campus
>boutiques).  His goal was to measure the respiration rates of the same
>chickens under different conditions, such as clucking, picking at
>worms, attempting like mad to fly over the two-foot fence,
>what-have-you, and relate it in some obscure way to the way the human
>body operates.  But he came to somewhat of an impasse regarding how to
>properly quantify the air intake of said poultry, so he sought
>assistance from his professor, a fellow biologist.
>
>The biology professor scribbled a few notes on a piece of paper. 
>"It's relatively simple," he said.  "You need only place the chicken
>into a chamber filled with a radioactive isotope, then let the chicken
>breathe in the air for exactly 10 minutes, then cut it open and
>measure how much of the isotope has been absorbed into its tissues."
>
>"But I can't kill the chicken," the student retorted.
>
>He went to the next door down, which happened to belong to his Physics
>professor.  Once again the student pleaded his case.
>
>"Ah."  The professor drew a diagram and a graph on the overhead
>projector.  "You need only place the chicken in an air-tight box with
>a known volume of oxygen, then time how long it takes it to die."
>
>"But you don't understand!  I can't kill the chicken!"
>
>Being somewhat desperate at this point, the student walked across to
>the next building, which just happened to be the engineering building.
> He found a Mechanical Engineering professor milling about after
>class.
>
>"Sir, I was wondering if you could help me with a slight problem.  I'm
>from the Biology department, and I'm trying to figure out how to
>measure the respiration rate of a chicken WITHOUT KILLING IT."
>
>"No problem," said the prof.  He turned and began scribbling equations
>onto the front board like a madman.  After fifteen minutes, he was
>still deriving formulas.  Finally, after all of the chalkboards had
>been filled, he turned to the student:
>
>"Okay.  Now let's assume we're dealing with a roughly spherical chicken...." 
>
>  
>

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