Todd jpgs please > -----Original Message----- > From: Todd [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2001 11:44 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Re: The Top 13 Reasons to Go to Work Naked > > > 5. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep > them. > > This also works for paper clips, push pins, tape, letter openers, > staplers, > chalk, hilighters, white-out, and stamps > > Todd > ----- > Todd for President > Reducing office supply theft, for a better tomorrow. > > > 13. Your boss is always yelling "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" > > > > 12. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your > tan. > > > > 11. Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources. > > > > 10. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." > > > > 9. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. > > > > 8. You want to see if it's like the dream. > > > > 7. So that -- with a little help from Muzak -- you can add "Exotic > Dancer" > > to your exaggerated resume. > > > > 6. Splattering grease from deep fryer is really hard to get out of your > > uniform. > > > > 5. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep > them. > > > > 4. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work stoned. > > > > 3. Because setting the nation's monetary policy and keeping Andrea > Mitchell > > satisfied requires a delicate balance. > > > > 2. Keeps that snooty Ruth Bader-Ginsberg on her toes. > > > > and the Number 1 Reason to Go to Work Naked... > > > > > > 1. Because the President insists when Hillary's out of town. > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com
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