LOL!

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-----Original Message-----
From: Angel Stewart [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, December 12, 2001 3:50 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: There's no one available


"I was going to bed the other night when my wife told me that I had 
left
the light on in the shed, she could see from the bedroom window. 

As I looked for myself, I saw that there were people in the shed taking
things.
 
I phoned the police, but they told me that no one was in this area to
help at this time, but they would send someone over as soon as they�d 

be
available. 

I said "OK", hung up, and waited one minute, then phoned the police
back. "Hello. I just called you a minute ago because there were people
in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've 
shot
them all."
 
Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an
Armed Response unit, the works. 

Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed. One of the officers
said: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

I replied with, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

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ROFL! 

-Gel


 

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