Here's my contribution to the friday joke A woman was laying in bed trying to go to sleep, but her conscience was bothering her. Her conscience said "It's not right to be cheating on your husband"
She replied back, "I'm a young, good looking woman who has needs, and if my husband won't fill those needs, I have to take care of them. Even a perfect woman would cheat in my circumstances" Her conscience countered, "Maybe, but it's also immoral to have sex with your patients" She replied, "Julie has sex with her patients and everyone seems happy with the situation" Her conscience remained quiet, and soon she started to fall asleep. Just then, her conscience whispered, "Yes, but Julie's not a vet". On 10/7/05, Larry C. Lyons <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I saw this one on someone's blog: > > Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident... > > A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.Then she > noticed a young man smiling at her, presuming he was laughing at her > on account of her condition. She changed her seatbut he only seemed > more amused. > > She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing.She > had had the bus stopped, found a Policeman and had the man arrested on > a charge of intimidation. > > Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he > acted in such a manner. His reply was: > > When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was > pregnant. She sat under an advertisement which read "Coming Soon: The > Gold Dust Twins", then she moved under one that read "Sloans Liniments > remove swelling". > > I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement > which read "William's Stick Did The Trick". > > Then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she > sat under an advertisement which read "Dunlop Rubber would have > prevented this accident." > > The case was dismissed. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Discover CFTicket - The leading ColdFusion Help Desk and Trouble Ticket application http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=48 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:176433 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
