ROFL!! She probably thought that you were a MAD DANCING COW. Well, maybe not a cow, but an adequate substitute like MAN or GUY.
She's probably on her little chat group saying "this really weird guy came in screaming about Mad Dancing Cow...I thought he was crazy" <SNL joke - "I'm Brian Fellows...that goat looks crazy! It's got little Devil eyes!!"> Michael Corrigan Programmer Endora Digital Solutions www.endoradigital.com 630/942-5211 x-134 ----- Original Message ----- From: Angel Stewart To: CF-Community Sent: Thursday, December 13, 2001 1:58 PM Subject: The Case of The Lost Cow Funny Anecdote: Well, after looking for a christmas present for one N. S., I finally found the perfect gift. A Mad, Dancing Cow toy. That night, on the way home, I suddenly remembered the cow had not been in my trunk when I'd last opened it! Frantic and having a bit of a cow myself, I jumped on my cell, not realising the time, and dialed one S. K. "Hello! The COW! Do you have the Cow!?" I cried excitedly. "what?" Was the sleepy, quiet voice on the other end. "The Cow! I...I've lost the cow..." I added, my voice taking on a note of distinct distress,"Do you have it?" "Umm...Angel. No..I don't have it. " came her voice again. " Oh...oh where can it be..I don't believe it..I lost the COW!" I cried, absolutely distressed at this point that she didn't have it. Then my mind went back to the afternoon, and I recalled going to the Grocery, and leaving the cow package with the package girl behind the counter," The Grocery!" I cried triumphantly. "ok. We will call them tomorrow." came the voice from the other end," Bye." Before the connection went dead, I heard a quiet Steeeeeuuups. So, this morning I went to the grocery, and hurriedly bounced inside (Mad, Dancing Cows are NOT CHEAP you see!?) and went up to the package counter. "I've come for my cow!" I announced. The girl behind the counter blinked a few times, and looked at her companion, before turning to look at me once more. I realised she must be hard of hearing, so I prompted again, with a few gestures this time, indicating the height of the said cow," A cow....a Mad Dancing Cow...it was in a little plastic bag and I left it here yesterday evening...is it still here!?" The girl behind the counter took a few steps backward, and the security guard casually strolled closer to the counter. I was becoming most annoyed at the reticence of this girl, so I said again, quite slowly, "I left a little dancing cow here yesterday...this is the number..do...you.....have.....it?" She finally found her voice and said," A Cow...yuh..yuh leave a cow behind the counter yesterday? Wha kinda cow it was??" I gestured some more whilst saying," It was a dancing Cow! A MAD DANCING COW! And I have the package number slip, so it must still be here, no one could have taken it! Do I have to speak to the manager? Please check for the cow!" It seemed to finally register on the little pea brained person that I had left a package there. She seemed quite relieved and said," Oh! A package..a Dancing cow TOY!". I nodded, happy that this seemed to have finally seeped through her addled little mind. After a bit of searching, she produced the bag, and asked to see the contents, apparently not believing that a cow could be that small perhaps? It was only afterward that I thought back on what I had said, and how it must have sounded. Of course I erupted with laughter when I realised just how strange I must have sounded! Another chapter in The Adventures Of Angel. :) -Gel ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
