I was perusing the web for reviews of the latest Harry Potter movie
and found this gem of a blog entry:
Working in the publishing industry now (well, I work around things
that are published), I am privy to...let's say, certain secrets about
the new Harry Potter book. Don't be a chump - I'll let you in on a few
secrets about the year's most anticipated book hours before you can
get it in your hot little hands.
* The Half-Blood Prince...is actually Prince.
* Hogwarts replaces Defense Against The Dark Arts with
abstinence-only education. Hermione excels at the class, but after she
and Ron decide they're mature enough to handle the consequences of
sex, she ends up preggers for the last year of school.
* Draco Malfoy is gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.
* Gay.
* Lord Voldemort's latest attempt to destroy good wizardry is
revealed when he uses a concert by rap supergroup Sugarhill Gang to
pollute Hogwarts minds. Believe me, it comes off better than it
sounds, I swear.
* Cho and Harry hook up, and Rowling uses this as a chance to
explore the world of erectile dysfunction. For two hundred and ninety
one pages.
* Who dies? I'll have to keep that secret until tonight, but
suffice to say that horror movie rules apply, so watch out for the
first black character introduced in the book.
Happy reading!
--
Marlon
"And I have no religion and I don't know what's what
And I don't know the limit, the limit of what we got"
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