oldie but everytime i hear this one i laugh my ass of.
On 12/2/05, G <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in > their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She > finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front > of him. > > He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches > as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. > > "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why > are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from is > coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were > only 16?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that > her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes I do," she replies. > > The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember > when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?" > "Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside > him. > > The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in > my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to > jail for 20 years?'" "I remember that too" she replied softly. > > He wiped another tear from his cheek and said... "I would have gotten > out today." > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Discover CFTicket - The leading ColdFusion Help Desk and Trouble Ticket application http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=48 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:185514 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
