I just wrote a fast mail app to test out some stuff and was reading through
a few dozen yahoo groups posts (I dislike yahoo groups). I found this
little nugget on an astrology list. It's not mine, I claim no credit, I'm
just passing it along.
The boss of a small company called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle
of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss told the
burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest, whose
theme was "Viagra advertising slogans."
The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans that captured the essence
of Viagra. About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions, and
created a
"Top 10 List." And here it is:
10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a [woman], but made for a [man].
3. Viagra, Tastes great!........More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?
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