[customer walks into insurance office]

salesman: dude, you here for some insurance?

customer:  yes I am, what options do you have available for the self
employed

salesman:  well, first we have, uh [looking through a big mess of papers],well
[puff]...nice tie, what is that velvet?

customer:  Uhmm yes its is, I a mean, no, no it's not, it's cotton I
think...about those options...

salesman:  [from a cloud of smoke] Are you hungry?  Lets go to taco bell...

customer:  Sir, I'm here for insurance, not lunch. Can I at least see a
brochure?

salesman:   Oh yeah, right, where did I put that [taking a hit from a
brightly colored butt]. Fuck-it, you don't need insurance stop being such a
pussy.  How about White Castle?

customer: sir...

salesman:  Quiznos? You know they toast the...

customer: [abruptly interrupting] THE BROCHURE, please..
salesman:  oh yeah, about that..[laughing] I think I just smoked that last
one...

[customer storms off without insurance]
[salesman grabs his keys and heads on down to Taco Bell and Quiznos].









On 12/8/05, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> in a former life i was an insurance salesman licensed in the state of
> maryland
>
> :) tw
>


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