[customer walks into insurance office] salesman: dude, you here for some insurance?
customer: yes I am, what options do you have available for the self employed salesman: well, first we have, uh [looking through a big mess of papers],well [puff]...nice tie, what is that velvet? customer: Uhmm yes its is, I a mean, no, no it's not, it's cotton I think...about those options... salesman: [from a cloud of smoke] Are you hungry? Lets go to taco bell... customer: Sir, I'm here for insurance, not lunch. Can I at least see a brochure? salesman: Oh yeah, right, where did I put that [taking a hit from a brightly colored butt]. Fuck-it, you don't need insurance stop being such a pussy. How about White Castle? customer: sir... salesman: Quiznos? You know they toast the... customer: [abruptly interrupting] THE BROCHURE, please.. salesman: oh yeah, about that..[laughing] I think I just smoked that last one... [customer storms off without insurance] [salesman grabs his keys and heads on down to Taco Bell and Quiznos]. On 12/8/05, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > in a former life i was an insurance salesman licensed in the state of > maryland > > :) tw > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Discover CFTicket - The leading ColdFusion Help Desk and Trouble Ticket application http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=48 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:186789 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
