Bah it made me laugh. My delirium is causing me to make jokes in bad taste ;).
Someone come shoot me to put me out of my misery On 12/9/05, Ray Champagne <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > he he. you're a prick. > > Bill Wheatley wrote: > > i hate the assholes in jets....who think they don't have to stop for > > lights and can just blow through traffic and think becuase they are > > bigger then can run people over with immunity :) > > > > > > > > On 12/9/05, Dawson, Michael <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > >>1. Well-meaning people plowing a single lane in a road/street. > >> > >>My wife and I were driving around looking at Christmas lights last > >>night. Many of our town's streets had been cleared(?) by a local > >>person, with a tractor and rear blade. However, this person only made a > >>single path down the street. He didn't even angle his blade so that the > >>snow would move to one side of the street. So, the snow balled-up on > >>each side of the single-wide lane. If another vehicle was coming the > >>other direction, who would be the one to get stuck in the mounds of > >>snow? > >> > >>First of all, the snow wasn't even that deep so plowing wasn't even > >>necessary. They just made the situation worse. > >> > >>2. SUVs that are exempt from the laws of physics. > >> > >>I left work at noon yesterday to get the kids from school. Since I have > >>a rear-wheel-drive car, I took it pretty slow (35-50mpg). All these > >>assholes (male and female) in their SUVs and 4x4s just had to pass me > >>because I was *not* driving a similar vehicle. (I was slowing them down > >>from their important lives and who am I to keep their SUV in a > >>slow-moving line?) > >> > >>I wonder, when they end up in a ditch around a curve, if they actually > >>thought that their vehicle is immune to physics? Sure a 4x4 can get > >>started faster, but when on ice, it definitely takes longer to stop than > >>my lightweight car. Also, a 4x4 won't help much when cornering on ice > >>at highway speeds. > >> > >>Assholes. > >> > >>M!chael A Dawson > >>Manager of Web Applications > >>Office of Technology Services > >>University of Evansville > >>1800 Lincoln Avenue > >>Evansville, IN 47722 > >>812-488-2581 > >>MSN Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > >>"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary > >>numbers and those who don't." > >> > >> > >> > >> > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Discover CFTicket - The leading ColdFusion Help Desk and Trouble Ticket application http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=48 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:186944 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
