Sneezes can come in handy for many reasons. One of which is to cover the sound of a fart. Although, in these instances, the timing is crucial.
M!ke -----Original Message----- From: Jim Davis [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Sunday, December 11, 2005 12:39 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: sound volume... and beer > -----Original Message----- > From: Paul Ihrig [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Sunday, December 11, 2005 1:30 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: sound volume... and beer > > ok. > i don't get it. > most the time if i open a can of beer, it is pretty much silent. > but if i try to quietly open a can of beer it is loud. That's because you're trying to be quiet - too many things can go wrong with trying to be quiet. My advice is a nice big fake sneeze at the same time you pull the tab. Being noisy and obnoxious is one of the best ways to get people to ignore you completely. Done and done. Jim Davis ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Find out how CFTicket can increase your company's customer support efficiency by 100% http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=49 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:187290 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
