You've described every day of my youth. I am SO thankful for modern
prescription allergy meds. I grew up popping benadryl and
sudafed/actifed just to breathe. Everyone in school thought I was a
stoner.

On 12/13/05, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> One time, after having a really nasty cold for a week, I realized that I
> was pretty much out of food.  So, I went to the grocery store.  Stoned
> on benadryl, of course.  Don't worry, I took the bus.  Anyway, not being
> of sound mind, I didn't make a list.
>
> So I looked at the mayo.  Did I need mayo?  Mayo goes with mustard.  So
> I'd walk over to the mustard.  Did I need mustard?  Mustard goes on
> bread.  So I'd walk over to the bread, on the other side of the store.
> Did I need bread?  Bread is for sandwiches.  Did I need meat?
> Sandwiches need mayo.....  Lather, rinse, repeat.
>
> All without actually picking things up.  The whole time, the store
> security guard followed me around, although it wasn't until I sobered up
> that I realized why.  :-)
>
> --Ben
>
> Jillian Koskie wrote:
> > For me... it's Contact C.  Trips me right out.
> >
> >
> >>You should talk to me sometime after I take benadryl.  I'm told I'm
> >>hilarious!
> >>
> >>--Ben
> >
> >
> >
>
> 

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