Joe will probably enter into a huge shame spiral. He'll start abusing drugs and alcohol. Soon he'll start berating his wife and kids until they can't take it anymore. They'll move out and get an apartment in the poor part of town. One night a crackhead breaks in, molests the children, kidnaps the wife. Joe, stricken with guilt, takes his own life. His children grow up mentally scarred and fatherless....they roam the streets at night, participate in ritualistic animal slayings and selling their bodies to the highest bidder.....they die lonely and broke in the alley behind a strip club in a run down slum.....
*sigh* Anyway....Merry Christmas everyone! > Exactly... > > With the high cost of housing, gas, insurance, and college, working a 40 > hour week just does not cut it any more. Some Joe there was probably > working an extra 6 hours a day, to get the money to send his children to > college. Now, he would be able to provide the dream he had for his > children. I would hate to be there when he has to break the news to his > family. :( > > :P > > -----Original Message----- > From: Ray Champagne [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Friday, December 23, 2005 9:28 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Re: work! > > Dude, somebody is counting on that guaranteed OT, you know. I know a > lot of people that wouldn't be able to afford their lifestyle if they > had to rely on their base salary alone. > > Scrooge!!!!!1 :) > > Bill Wheatley wrote: >> wow you guys have some vivid imaginations :) >> >> >> >> On 12/23/05, Jacob <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> >>>Exactly... >>> >>>Some poor sap probably has been working there 20 years, doing the same > thing >>>over and over again, scanning printouts, for about $20 an hour. Since he >>>will no longer be needed, the company will let him go. And because he >>>has >>>no skills, he will go on welfare. Now, I would have to pay for it...LOL >>> >>>:P >>> >>>-----Original Message----- >>>From: Tim Heald [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] >>>Sent: Friday, December 23, 2005 9:08 AM >>>To: CF-Community >>>Subject: RE: work! >>> >>>Your going to be popular as hell when they start laying people off :) >>> >>> >>>>-----Original Message----- >>>>From: Bill Wheatley [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] >>>>Sent: Friday, December 23, 2005 12:06 PM >>>>To: CF-Community >>>>Subject: work! >>>> >>>>Sweet :) >>>>I just found a way to eliminate probably upwards of 500k a >>>>year in company expenses and thats just hardware. Not to >>>>mention labor costs that will be saved by not paying people >>>>overtime to manage these policies. >>>> >>>>Currently we print 2 copies of everything and mail 1 to >>>>customer then scan the other back into the system and then discard. >>>> >>>>So i was like WTF?? why not take the flat html and have >>>>imageright pull it in directly and walla you print half the shit. >>>> >>>>They have people working12-18 hour days doing printing and >>>>stuff to make sure we get customers their policies in a timely manner. >>>> >>>>I'm so jazzed with myself :). Well me and one of the network >>>>guys are finishing up the PoC now. >>>> >>>>Too bad they wont give me a raise now because of saving all >>>>the money for the company lol. >>>> >>>> >>>>-- >>>> >>>>William Wheatley >>>>Coldfusion Guru >>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >> >> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Discover CFTicket - The leading ColdFusion Help Desk and Trouble Ticket application http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=48 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:189633 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
