Did I mention, the moon has an Anti-Vaporizer Shield. At 05:32 PM 1/8/2002 -0500, you wrote: >You think vaporing the planet will solve anything? Sure it would be fun at >first, but it the fun would go away in time and then what do you have? > >The moon flying out of control into mars. > >You know it is actually a large bomb that was sent into orbit, so if it >should loose contact with the Pentagon, it would leave Earth Orbit and >travel strait to Mars. > >Thus destroying both planets. > >At 05:21 PM 1/8/2002 -0500, you wrote: > >In the interest of political correctness, from now on, all sites should list > >Mars first, followed by Norway and Australia, and those in the US should be > >forced to type their country into a box labeled "Other". Further, the > >default language of all sites shall be Swahili and the English version > >should only contain a small subset of the full Swahili functionality. An > >alternate Braille version should also be available which contains backwards > >compatibility to the Atari 2600 lynx browser module from 1982. All > >references to "He" or "She" shall be replaced with "Intelligent Life" (PETA > >loves that). The only accepted form of ecom payment shall be the Euro with > >all change given in Rupees, except for in Norway, where change will be given > >in Argentinean Pesos. Also, all data centers and network access points > >residing on lands foreably taken from it's rightful owners shall revert it's > >ownership back to the indigenous people from that area. > > > >Oh, and you have 24 hours to surrender or we will vaporize your planet. > > > >- The Mars Council (formerly the Fusebox Council) > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Macromedia ColdFusion 5 Training from the Source Step by Step ColdFusion http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0201758474/houseoffusion
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