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ACTIVE SEX LIFE: When God created the world, He called Man forth and said, I'm bestowing upon you twenty years of active sex life. Man responded... Only twenty years!?...that's not enough..can't you add a few more. God shook his head...It's twenty years or nothing. So Man glumly sat down, put his head in his hands...and started sobbing. Then God called forth the Monkey .. I'm bestowing upon you twenty years of active sex life. But the Monkey humbly replied.. ten years will be enough Lord, as I seldom live longer than that anyway. Hearing this Man gleefully jumped up and shouted.... Can I have those extra ten years? To which the Monkey graciously replied, Of course. Then God called the Lion forth and made the same offer. In reply, the Lion shook his mane and roared...I'm a monogamous animal, therefore ten years is more than enough for me. Can I have those extra ten years? shouted Man. Of course replied the Lion. God put the same offer to the Donkey who brayed in response, Lord, I want to reserve some time for eating, ten years is enough for me. On hearing this, God looked at Man saying, I suppose you want his ten years too? Man grinned and nodded. So be it replied God as he turned away. That is how it came to pass, that Man has twenty years of active sex life, ten years of Monkeying around, ten years of Lion about it and ten years of making an Ass of himself.... ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
