So I'll skip all of the obvious quips except the oddest one:

Cheney Shoots, Questions Asked Later

This is interesting because, for some reason, Cheney's office decided
to cover up the shooting.  Why?

Cheney shoots a dude in the face with a shotgun Sat Morning but
doesn't tell the President for 22 hours.  According to that doofus
press ass clown McClennen, this is because "information was trickling
in."  Uhhh... A guy is shot, where's the ambiguity?

Further, when they release the news, they don't do it via the
Whitehouse press office, but via the ranch owner who called a local
newspaper!  The Vice President shoots a guy in the face and they
release the news via a private citizen and the local newspaper??  WTF?

I've heard of numerous motives for such idiocy:

1.) Wanted to avoid the Sunday morning talk shows.
2.) Trying to cause a stir to steal the light from other issues such as Katrina.
3.) The VP's office is full of nimrods, morons, and buffoons.

Of course I choose #3.

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